scene before movie climax:

lightsintheskye:

doubletranquility:

protagonist: So who’s with me?

*5 seconds of silence*

the stoic one: *looks up* im in

4 people one after the other: me to

*after everyone else has joined we see The Edgy One standing in the back*

*2 more seconds of silence*

The Edgy One: *chortles* we’re all gonna die… what the hell, im in

My favorite movie.

(Source: attackofthebteam)

writing-prompt-s:

dakotathewolfboi:

writing-prompt-s:

You went to school one morning and find out you, and your friend, just became magical girls. Problem is, you don’t want to waste your life solving problems. Write about your experience as a team of magical girl super villains.

The problem is I’m not a girl

And I am not a serial killer, until proven otherwise of course, yet I write about them

goalsmami:

if my son cheats on his girlfriend ima smack the shit out of him and send the girl a sephora giftcard.